⚰️ The Cemetery

“What if cat, but with gun? What if rug, but in 14 minutes?”

“Twenty-three holders. One jpeg. Zero regrets. (Mostly regrets.)”

“Didn't rug. Just bled. Slowly. For 47 days. While the dev 'kept building.'”

“You could buy. You could not sell. The dev could sell. Did sell.”

“The dev had 'Mar-a-Lago connections.' He had zero Mar-a-Lago connections.”

“An AI that predicted everything except its own rug pull.”

“The fourteenth Pepe on Solana. The worst one. Took 83 days to admit it.”

“Fart-to-earn. Peak mcap $4,200. The dev was the peak. The dev was also the only buyer.”

“Recursive wif theory: proven false at 4:17 AM after 3 days.”

“Promised adult entertainment on the blockchain. Delivered nothing. The metaphor writes itself.”

“Quantum mechanics proved: selling was in a superposition of possible and impossible. It was impossible.”

“Mathematically prevented everything except its own inevitable death. 91 days, 23 updates, $4,100 remaining.”