BonkInu

BonkInu arrived with the audacity of a token that combined two of Solana's most beloved animals — the Bonk dog and a completely different dog — into one unstoppable financial instrument. Buyers came in their hundreds. The chart went up. CT was bullish. And then, when it came time to sell... nothing happened. The sell function simply didn't work.

"I think it's a bug," the dev wrote, with the energy of a man who had absolutely programmed this on purpose. "We're looking into it." They were not looking into it. The only thing they were looking into was the best exchange to convert their SOL profits. The buy tax was 0%. The sell tax was "your entire investment."

An estimated 847 wallets attempted to sell BonkInu. All 847 failed. The contract, written by a developer who described themselves on LinkedIn as "blockchain enthusiast and pet lover," contained exactly one functional operation: receiving money. BonkInu is survived by 847 victims, one developer who is almost certainly a pet lover but definitely not the good kind, and the eternal lesson: if a chart only goes up, that's not always good news.

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BonkInu is survived by 847 victims, one developer who is almost certainly a pet lover but definitely not the good kind, and the eternal lesson: if a chart only goes up, that's not always good news.