CatFart

The Gravedigger has seen many things in this profession. Rugs of breathtaking audacity. Honeypots of staggering cruelty. Charts that describe the arc of human greed in perfect parabolic form. But CatFart represents something rarer and, in its own way, more tragic: a coin so unfathomably unnecessary that even the crypto market — which has collectively invested billions in tokens named after flatulence, fictional characters, and the developer's actual pets — could not bring itself to engage.

The name was, technically, memorable. The logo was a cat with visible gas lines emanating from its rear. The dev described the utility as "fart-to-earn," a concept so ill-conceived that it somehow circled back around to being the best idea in the room, purely by contrast. Volume on launch day: $847. Peak market cap: $4,200, achieved briefly when the dev bought tokens with his own wallet to generate a chart. The dev's buy was also the peak. The dev was also the only buyer.

CatFart joins the graveyard today not with a bang, not with a crash, but with the quiet dignity of something that was never truly alive. The sound it made on the way out was, appropriately, barely audible.

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The dev described the utility as "fart-to-earn," a concept so ill-conceived that it somehow circled back around to being the best idea in the room, purely by contrast.