CatWifGun

CatWifGun came into this world with a simple promise: what if cat, but with gun? The answer, it turns out, was a 14-minute lifespan and a dev wallet that moved faster than the bullet this cat was supposedly wielding. Born in a Telegram group with 47 members (31 of whom were the dev's alts), CWG peaked at a $2.3M market cap before the developer decided that was quite enough and pulled every drop of liquidity like a dentist extracting wisdom teeth — quickly, painfully, and with zero anesthesia.

The Telegram channel, which briefly featured a roadmap promising "Phase 3: Cat Learns to Actually Shoot Gun," went silent approximately 47 seconds after the rug. The pinned message "WAGMI fam 🔫😸" remains as a monument to unearned optimism. The dev has since launched CatWifRocketGun, CatWifBazooka, and DogWifGun — all of which met the same fate within 20 minutes.

Survived by 1,200 holders who are now questioning every life decision that led them to ape $2,000 into a cartoon cat holding a Glock at 3am on a Tuesday. The chart lives on as a perfect vertical line: straight up, then down, then into the earth, just like this coin's victims' portfolios.

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Survived by 1,200 holders who are now questioning every life decision that led them to ape $2,000 into a cartoon cat holding a Glock at 3am on a Tuesday.