R.I.P.
SolanaDoge
$SDOGE
Feb 1, 2024
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Mar 19, 2024
SolanaDoge
$SDOGE
“Didn't rug. Just bled. Slowly. For 47 days. While the dev 'kept building.'”
📜 Obituary
SolanaDoge was the crypto equivalent of a time capsule from 2021 accidentally opened in 2024. "What if Doge but on Solana?" the dev posted to a Telegram group that had once housed a legitimate community. The remaining 40 members, mostly bots and people who forgot to leave, responded with a confused silence that would come to define SolanaDoge's entire market cap trajectory.
It didn't rug. That would have been merciful. Instead, SolanaDoge simply... deflated. Like a birthday balloon in a doctor's waiting room — slightly sadder every day, never quite gone, inspiring only a vague feeling of melancholy in anyone who glanced at the chart. From its peak of $4.2M on day one (fueled by one CT influencer with 300 followers who deleted the tweet 6 hours later), it lost approximately 99.7% of its value over 47 agonizing days.
The dev never left. That's the worst part. They're still there, posting "still building 🔨" every Tuesday. There are 8 remaining holders who refuse to sell at a loss. They have formed a support group. It meets in a private Discord. None of them are okay.
From its peak of $4.2M on day one (fueled by one CT influencer with 300 followers who deleted the tweet 6 hours later), it lost approximately 99.7% of its value over 47 agonizing days.
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RIP $SDOGE 💀 — Didn't rug. Just bled. Slowly. For 47 days. While the dev 'kept building.' via @thedumpfun thedump.fun/cemetery/solanadoge
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