SchrodingersCat

SchrodingersCat launched with genuine philosophical ambition, its whitepaper opening with a full quote from the original 1935 thought experiment before pivoting immediately to tokenomics. The conceit: the token was simultaneously alive and dead, its value existing in superposition until observed by the market. The dev described this as "innovative quantum finance." It was not quantum finance. It was a SPL token.

For 16 days, the coin performed its gimmick admirably — oscillating between pumps and dumps with enough volatility to sustain the illusion that something quantum was happening. The Telegram was full of physics jokes. Someone made a meme with Erwin Schrödinger wearing a Solana hoodie. It was, for a brief moment, charming.

Then the dev opened the box and found the cat was dead. Specifically: they checked their token price, found it down 60%, and decided they would prefer not to continue. The wallet went dark. The website stopped loading. The Telegram devolved into increasingly hostile physics metaphors from holders who had genuinely studied quantum mechanics and felt personally offended by this misuse of Schrödinger's legacy. SchrodingersCat is now definitively in a dead state. Observation complete.

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The Telegram devolved into increasingly hostile physics metaphors from holders who had genuinely studied quantum mechanics and felt personally offended by this misuse of Schrödinger's legacy.